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	<title>Just A Simple Online Nerd</title>
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	<description>More fun than a kick in the head!</description>
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		<title>He&#8217;s Just like Herpes&#8230;</title>
		<description>The symptoms my diminish, but you never know when there'll be a flare-up.

This time, he's written a letter to Take-Two Exec's mother. 'Tis classy stuff, but, then, Thompson is a a class act, what with his witty comparisons to the Hitler Youth, bible quoting (in the midst of hateful rhetoric, ...</description>
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		<title>Like shooting Pidgins in a barrell</title>
		<description>What happens when you change/re-implement a feature that a large portion of your user base loves to something they don't, then insist that the new way is the "right way to do it"? The peasants revolt. That's what.

For those who are annoyed enough to switch to other products (personally, I'm ...</description>
		<link>http://www.justasimpleonlinenerd.com/2008/05/06/like-shooting-pidgins-in-a-barrell/</link>
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		<title>OH! Sweet Irony!</title>
		<description>DHS grounds air marshalls for having names similar to the no-fly list - Boing Boing

Excuse me while I build up some sympathy. This may take a while. </description>
		<link>http://www.justasimpleonlinenerd.com/2008/05/06/oh-sweet-irony/</link>
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		<title>Evil Dead: The Musical</title>
		<description>Finally, something I'd go to Canada for!

(Evil Dead: the Musical Homepage) </description>
		<link>http://www.justasimpleonlinenerd.com/2008/05/06/evil-dead-the-musical/</link>
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		<title>Apple IIgs converted to laptop</title>
		<description>Ben Heck (of Portable PS3, wooden NES and Xbox 360 Elite Laptop fame) has done it again by turning an Apple IIgs into a laptop.

Awesome-ness! </description>
		<link>http://www.justasimpleonlinenerd.com/2008/04/17/apple-iigs-converted-to-laptop/</link>
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		<title>More than meets the eye</title>
		<description>So, Michelle, Crystal, myself and the kids all went to dinner tonight as Sake's Japanese steakhouse near the Green and it was an...interesting dinner.

Interesting in the Murph-ical sense. 

We ended up with an Indian cook on our hibachi. Now, when you go to certain restaurants, you have certain expectations. For ...</description>
		<link>http://www.justasimpleonlinenerd.com/2008/04/11/more-than-meets-the-eye/</link>
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		<title>Zombie Strippers</title>
		<description>Words escape me. How do people get funding for this stuff? And how does it make it on Apple's trailer website?

Still, it combines two good movie past times. </description>
		<link>http://www.justasimpleonlinenerd.com/2008/04/06/zombie-strippers/</link>
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		<title>Never ask a marine to make you dinner!</title>
		<description>Emailed to me by, of all things, a former marine. Enjoy!

The following is a true story.... told from the point of view of a young Marine.

I had a date the other night at my place. On the phone the day before, the girl asked me to 'Cook her something she's ...</description>
		<link>http://www.justasimpleonlinenerd.com/2008/03/31/never-ask-a-marine-to-make-you-dinner/</link>
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		<title>Karma, she&#8217;s a rough one</title>
		<description>Wal-Mart loses trademark on smiley face.

Sadly, since the Wal-mart opened up in our area, I have to admit to shopping there more than I'd like. As any bargain shopper will tell you, it's difficult to resist.

I still wish it had been a Target that went in instead.
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		<link>http://www.justasimpleonlinenerd.com/2008/03/28/karma-shes-a-rough-one/</link>
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		<title>Look out! They&#8217;re coming right for us!</title>
		<description>I've always thought breasts were explosive in their own way, but this is a little overboard.

This laugh and sudden fit of depression over the current state of affairs is brought to you by the letters T, S and A.
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