The Top 10 Reasons Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman
Posted by J.A.S.O.N. on 15 Aug 2007 at 12:55 pm | Tagged as: Babble, Humor
- You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.
- You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.
- If you admire a friend’s handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
- Your primary handgun doesn’t mind if you have a backup.
- Your handgun will stay with you even if you’re out of ammo.
- A handgun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
- Handguns function normally every day of the month.
- A handgun doesn’t ask “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
- A handgun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
- You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
am i pig for laughing at that?
No, I laughed at it too, and I’m not a pig.
Or… am I?
Well, I laughed to and I don’t think I’m the right sex to be a pig.
But, I have one plainly obvious reason why a woman (other than Lorena Bobbitt) is better than a handgun…try having sex with a handgun to find out.