Shelby is addicted to otters. It started on our trip to the Newport aquarium last summer. She got hooked watching them play in their exhibit and when we went to the gift shop, she latched onto a stuffed sea otter and refused to let go, despite much crowbar action. She’s had the stuffed otter and her addiction ever since. Enter Cute Otters.com. She can amuse herself for hours on that site (with my supervision, of course).

Be careful, though. The cuteness displayed there may very well melt your face.

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