Dear Spike TV,

I’m sick of seeing the Monster Ballads cinfomercial during Ever. Single. Commercial. Break. There is a reason none of these bands are making news albums anymore. And the whole “You can’t find these two CDs in stores anywhere”? Yeah, I’m not thinking that’s because you have a corner on them, it’s because no one else wants them.*

Please, please, please, by all that is holy, STOP PLAYING THE COMMERCIAL!

*I’m not counting Silent Lucidity by Queensryche, because Queensryche rocks.