My horoscope today:

Tilt your head back and take a gander at the skies above you. Look like there’s a storm coming? Sure is — and it’s going to be a great, big one. Does that mean your world will be blown apart? Hardly. The difference between whether this turns out to be a great day or a bad one lies in your attitude — and that’s the only variable over which you’ll have control. Smile, then. A lot.

Yeah. No kidding…