All guys envision themselves as it. You know, the first to plow the fields. The first to tread upon unclaimed territory.

You know what I mean, Guys hate to think that someone was there before them. Someone that spoils it for the rest of us because the first is always the best. The most memorable.

Well, I’ve had enough. No longer will I be sloppy seconds. So, with that said…

FIRST ONE’S MINE!!!