It’s 1:00p.m. and I’m having *the* hardest time focusing on my task list. Scratch that. I’m having *the* hardest tims just staying awake. I have a can of Red Bull on my desk, but I’m not sure I want to open that can of worms (every pun intended) as the highest level of caffinee I ingest is Mt. Dew.

To boot, I have to work on User Documentation. I HATE user documentation.

if ( $TASK == “user documentation” ) then
set Jason=bored
endif

NOTE: While writing this, I nearly drowned while drinking a Sunkist